Tuesday, September 29, 2009

When You're Sick

You can have popcorn for dinner. And breakfast.

You end up getting a lot of sleep. Some of you.

Floor time is still fun... until you puke on the blankie.

Sister drags her updown over to the pack n' play to entertain you.

Sister entertains herself.
Cheers,
Breanna

Monday, September 28, 2009

A Mainly Feminine Post

...Unless you are a boy who takes a keen interest in housekeeping practices of decades gone by.

Exhibit A: A "Budget Menu" for one week from the 1940s: Exhibit B: A book from 1919 called "A Thousand Ways To Please Your Husband" (It's about cooking, you bad person.) Actually this is just a cute picture I found, here is the link to the book. (The whole book! For free!)

I find that people in past decades may not have eaten as much meat and may have had things like "frizzled beef on toast rounds" for breakfast, but wow did they have a lot of dessert. Serve hot breads and a dessert with each meal, apparently, and everyone eats less of the spendy protien. It's worth thinking about, as I contemplate the meat still left in my freezer that I need to use up before our beef goes to slaughter.
(I know. I'm closer to the source of my meat than most people, and possibly quite callous. But our beef does go to slaughter next week, which means I have three weeks to use/give away the remaining beef from last year.)
I need to use up yet: a tongue, a heart, about fifteen pounds of burger, two packages of short ribs, a prime rib roast, and numerous lumpy and unweildly packages of "boiling beef" which sounds atrocious and looks like dog bones but which makes the best. stew. ever.
As I am planning on foisting this bounty off on unsuspecting relatives and possibly the neighbors, I can't help but think about how long the people in exhibits A and B would have made this last. Wow again, and I feel like someone has been lecturing me about starving children and how they'd be happy to have my dog bones/boiling beef.
(I am trying to stop saying "dang" because Miss Boo yesterday admonished her brother "Dang, baby!" This is unsettling from the mouth of a not-even-two-year-old, but at the same time made me glad I don't say anything stronger.)
So enjoy-- and should you desire to make use of the resources, please do. They are free.
Cheers,
Breanna

Si, We are Alive

Non, we are not healed from our colds yet. (But hooray! the Husband only has to be gone 2 days instead of 2 weeks!)

So I don't have a good blog for you or a good picture.

But watch this. There are four parts to the video. Watch the original too, if you want, to make sure she really is as careless with language as the critique says she is.

A point the critique doesn't address: it's massively unfair for wealthy, educated, people with one or no children (like, say, most of the members of Greenpeace or the Sierra Club) to dictate the ethical choices of poor or middle-class, less-educated people with multiple children. It might be feasible if I was single for me to buy locally-made organic recycled Peaceshoes for $200. Since I've got kids to think about, we all have to buy the cheaper shoes strip-mined in China so that we have something on our feet.

Of course, they would probably rather I didn't have kids. In which case they can go jump off a pier.

Now Brother is snortling and coughing again, so I'd better go suction out his nose.

Cheers,

Breanna

Thursday, September 24, 2009

More Policktical News...

... though no cute baby pics today. We've all got snotty noses today anyway and are less than cute. Maybe tomorrow. Today I'm too much on fire with a "see! see! I told you!" to take pictures.

(If you don't want a rant, please click on a link in the sidebar to the "Like Mother, Like Daughter" link where Leila will tell you how to get free fabric, and thank you for your support.)

So. I was over at Fox News today and I note two stories which I think compliment each other like bookends, this one and this one (you can view the video in question from Fox's homepage). The stories, in case you are too lazy to go and read them, involve twin scandals which will probably die the death of the unreported-on-CNN scandal: the forced resignation of a National Endowments for the Arts director who "encouraged" artists to produce works supportive of PBO's policies, and the video tape made by an "unnamed individual" in a public first-grade class of students chanting, among other things, "hooray Mr. President". May I just say see, see, and I told you so.

Let's be very generous, exceedingly and perhaps even stupidly generous, and say that the administration had nothing whatever to do with either of these little scandals. Even if PBO himself and his policymakers are pure as my rich creamery butter is always claiming to be, this is a dangerous example of what his supporters are capable of. Schoolchildren having to learn political fight songs and artists being commissioned to produce works of art designed to stir the stupid populace in the right direction strike me as, I dunno, eerie? condescending? Maoist?

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. If anyone was going to be able to maintain a conspiracy, it wouldn't be the federal government. These are the geniuses, after all, who pay $300 for a toilet seat and who can't see anything absurd about spending $4 billion on "efficient" healthcare when we currently spend $2.5 billion on "inefficient" healthcare. So I don't think that this is all part of a sinister plan to make us throw up flat-handed salutes whenever we see a picture of the PBO. But I do think it's a troubling sign of the times we live in. I have some advice to dispense:

Don't swallow anything if you're not sure it's fit to eat. This includes things on CNN.

Don't believe the economy is good, bad, or indifferent if your own experience says otherwise.

Wash your hands. (Swine flu is real.)

Get your orders in early for your velvet PBO calendar--they'll go like hotcakes.

And please, please, put everything you hear and see through a critical filter (including stuff on this blog). We all of us make mistakes; some of us are trying deliberately to trick you. Oh, and you may want to unexpectedly drop in on your kid's schoolroom this fall.

Cheers,

Breanna

Monday, September 21, 2009

The Bribery Baby Pictures

See? I never welsh. :)
This is the "swimming" pose Brother does lately.

This is Miss Boo's fabric teaset, a baby present from the doctor who delivered her. Thank you, Dr. Lamb!

This is the "push up practice" pose. He can't hold it very long.
Cheers,
Breanna


ACKIJABIBIBO!

....was the sound I made when the Husband told me that the cement gods have decreed he shall not only 1) go away for two weeks in October to turn on a new cement plant (apparently that is more complicated than simply flipping a switch to "on"), he shall also 2) go away for two days next week to help with...something I don't understand.

I'm trying to have a good attitude about it.

But I'm eating too many chocolate chip cookies in the attempt.

Will you all pray for me? I'll put pictures of babies up in another post, I promise.

Thanks,

Breanna

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Curriculum Research

Miss Boo has been doing research today on how to homeschool Baby-O.
You have to read textbooks so carefully these days.

I think she has her doubts about this one.
*sigh* I can't wait until I have an excuse to buy school supplies again. September seems so empty without them. In the meantime, this article by Dorothy Sayers gives one food for thought.
Cheers,
Breanna

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

"Pictcha?"

Miss Boo knows I put "pictchas" of her on the computer. Today she decided it had been long enough since she was famous. She obligingly modeled for me.
And demonstrated what she is not allowed to do (get into Brother's wipes).

And looked out the back door.


Brother (or "purple boy", as Miss Boo calls him when he wears his Rockies jersey) finds the whole thing boring.
In the meantime, I've been putting up 12 quarts of apples and a couple quarts of spagetti sauce, so I haven't been quite idle.
Cheers,
Breanna

Saturday, September 12, 2009

A Busy Saturday

Remember when... ...the garden looked like this?
Miss Boo has been eating tomatoes, because--

--now the garden looks like THIS.


Brother has been cutting a tooth. (Or two. Bottom incisors.) I think the drooling must help.

Opa was here today, to play with Miss Boo, who asked him to "draw cowboy!" over and over again. We are all about cowboys lately.

An apple pie from our apples, because you can't can up ALL of them.

Miss Boo eventually got tired of the cowboys.

Which was good, because I had turnips, tomatoes, carrots, and green beans to put up. (Freeze. I'm not canning green beans--I'm not crazy.)



Here are the apples becoming apple pie filling, for canning.


Here are the apples shining in their jar.

Here am I, ladling, from behind, because the Husband knew I'd have thrown a ladle of hot apple pie filling at him if I'd seen that he was taking my picture.

And here's another Brother pic, just to keep you interested.

What color do you think his eyes are going to be?

Cheers,
Breanna

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Over the Pass and Thru The Woods

...to Grammy's house we go! Not every five minutes, like Miss Boo seems to think, but this afternoon. Meanwhile we are not packed, and am I packing? Why, no, because that would make too much sense, and anyway Miss Boo and Brother think packing is a waste of time when I could be changing diapers and waving sets of toy keys and singing "Five Little Monkeys" for the 937th time. We have been: ...reading a book that is 60% good and 40% "say what? this is why we left the British empire". (The author was English. I felt kind of bad trashing some of her advice after I found out she was dead and all, but I mean, bad advice is bad advice. Like, for instance: "breastfeeding and formula feeding are about the same".)
...being subversive. We're Steelers fans in this household, but some of us--say, the ones who choose which blankies we use each day-- are subversive. And the subversion is helped along by Baba.

...wearing "wooy socks" (woolly socks) which Mama knitted while in a wheelchair a while ago. They just now fit. She is also playing with Gull, ("girl", I think) a metal dolly with several sets of magnetic clothes, including six or seven sets of shoes. I suppose it's good trainig for Barbie shoes.
Cheers,
Breanna


Saturday, September 5, 2009

Art

Guess what we've been doing today:
I'll give you another guess:

We have been creating Art, and it's great messy fun.




Miss Boo scribbled this mark and informed me it was an "R". So I guess all the inane alphabet singing has paid off.

Brother was 15 lb 5 oz and 24 1/2 inches at the doctor's office yesterday, and got immunizations, and is not at all sure what he thinks of the whole procedure. Thank You, Lord, for baby Motrin.
Cheers,
Breanna




Friday, September 4, 2009

We Eat More Meat Than This But,,,

...this is an excellent, cheap way to eat out of your pantry, should you care to shop less often with flu season coming. (You might also want to stock up on Purell.) Great recipes and a lovely site.

Cheers,

Breanna

The Problem with Political Kids

I warned you that I'd get my revenge by writing something terribly philosophical--or, in this case, policktical. Those of you who don't care can go back to yesterday's post and look at the baby pictures again, I won't mind.
The topic of today's post is a speech the President is giving to school children on September 8 and the associated lesson guide the Dept. of Education has put out. John Lott has written an article about why it's generally unacceptable to require schoolchildren to listen to a politician during their school day, but what struck me (as it so often does lately) was the shock displayed by the DOE when anyone so much as blinked at study questions such as: "What do you think the President wants to inspire us to do? Do you feel inspired?"

I don't know that I'd go so far as to say the DOE is attempting to create a "cult of personality" the way totalitarian countries do. (Although I get awfully tired of seeing posters of the President everywhere alongside pictures of Elvis, people can decorate however they like.) But it is odd that the DOE doesn't attempt to teach children critical thinking skills at all in their lesson guide. Critical thinking applied to any Presidential speech would necessitate study questions like:

1. In your own words, re-state what the President has said.
2. What are the things the President is asking you to do?
3. Do you think he's right? Why or why not?
4. Why might the President be asking you to do these things?
5. In a speech, people often present one side of an argument and leave out others. What arguments might be made against the President's position? Do you think the arguments would be right? Why or why not?

Note carefully that none of these questions imply the President is evil, lying, and manipulative, or contrawise, right, noble, and good. Critical thinking by definition cannot decide an issue out of hand.

The argument could be made, I suppose, that the President is only going to tell children to study hard and work to achieve their goals, and who could object to that? Nobody, but if the President was only going to say "Study hard and work hard to achieve your goals" I doubt he'd have so many minutes set aside to say one sentence. Of course there will be illustrations and a lot of uplifting puffery--er, I mean rhetoric-- and the President will most likely tell the children why they should work hard and study.

The why for politicians is almost inevitably political. For instance, during the 1950s the why children were handed to explain why they needed to study hard was because otherwise the Soviets will win the Cold War! The why of the 1980s, as far as I can remember as a girl, was because otherwise you'll be an oppressed woman who can't get into medical school! or perhaps because otherwise you won't be able to participate as a global citizen! I'll be very curious to hear what the current why is, because of course the why is what people might object to. Education as a path to good citizenship, for example, is only palatable to most folks as long as they don't go into what "good citizenship" means too closely. I suspect that often for government "good citizenship" means "fairly docile" and for most citizens it means "the ability to engage in my political process and understand it, and to change it sometimes". These are not always compatible goals, and so it behooves the citizens to watch how the government decides to train up the next generation of citizens.

This is only looking at something as inoffensive as good citizenship; what if the why turns out to be something as nebulous as "environmental stewardship" or "being change agents"? A sticky place to be ethically, and nefariously difficult politically.

Miss Boo just woke up from her nap, so I'll close there.

Cheers,

Breanna

Thursday, September 3, 2009

It's A Baby Extravaganza!

To make up for the dearth of baby pictures lately (and because I just like saying "dearth"), here are a WHOLE BUNCH of pictures of babies. I shall get my revenge soon by writing something terribly philosophical. In the meantime: Brother is practicing his superman pose. Yes, he likes his fingers that way. No, I can't understand why.
Boy toes.
Recognizing his name...


Me: Please don't climb on the chair.
Miss Boo: Ah climin mama.
Me: I said please don't climb on the chair. You can climb on the couch.
Miss Boo: Ah climin!
Me: If you keep climbing the chair I'm going to spank you.
Miss Boo: Mama help you climin?

Distraction from the Climin.

Drooly brother...


Miss Boo: HIIIIII BABY! Baby likes you! Yes he does! Baby likes you! HIIIIIII BABY!



Brother: Is she finally gone?

Girl toes.


The Lord graciously gave me the ability to get through today without killing anyone or breaking anything important, so I chalk today up as a win. (He told me He would today through the story of Hannah and Samuel. If Hannah can sing an extranumerary psalm after having to leave her only baby boychild there at the temple with fat old Eli the Incompetent Father, I decided I could trust Him to take care of me on a day when the worst thing that happened was a little carpet-potty action.) With any luck, we'll all go to bed on time and sanely.
Cheers,
Breanna

One of Those Days

Nobody ever has to articulate what they mean by "those" either, do they? Although in my case I mean it's been one of those baby-wakes-up-two-hours-early-Miss-Boo-potties-on-the-carpet-have-to-straighten-out-the-folks-at-the-bank-forgot-a-load-of-wet-laundry-baby-just-pooped-again kind of days. And the camera still isn't charged. So you'll have to be entertained instead with this.

Cheers,

Breanna