First of all, you all must have been praying for us. Last Sunday went so much better--we went to church, people said hi to us, and in general God was good. Thank you so much. (Don't stop!)
And now on to what I am pretty sure will become an ongoing feature--Miss Boo's version of history. When we study history, at the moment, it consists of me reading her a passage from "The Story of the World" (Ancient History this year), and then her giving me a "narration", i.e. telling me her version of what I just read. I write the narration down as she's talking as a record, and because eventually she will do her narrations by writing them as essays. It's supposed to teach the kid to pay attention, develop their memory, develop their English skills, etc. etc. It does seem to be doing all that. It's also kind of hilarious. Here is a sample:
Now that you are a little more historically literate, you can go about your day.
Cheers,
Breanna
And now on to what I am pretty sure will become an ongoing feature--Miss Boo's version of history. When we study history, at the moment, it consists of me reading her a passage from "The Story of the World" (Ancient History this year), and then her giving me a "narration", i.e. telling me her version of what I just read. I write the narration down as she's talking as a record, and because eventually she will do her narrations by writing them as essays. It's supposed to teach the kid to pay attention, develop their memory, develop their English skills, etc. etc. It does seem to be doing all that. It's also kind of hilarious. Here is a sample:
"The First Sumerian Dictator"
Sargon took over. He killed the king. Sargon became the king. He wanted to rule the whole land of Mesopotamia. He did it. The people thought he was a bad king. He put soldiers all over. They were in every city, so if someone didn't obey the rules, the soldiers would punish them. Good thing he's not trying to conquer us!
"God Speaks to Abraham"
Abraham and his family had to leave their home because there was an empire there and lots of soldiers in every city. They went to Haran. Abraham went for a walk. God came and told him, "I want you to go to Cannan." So Abraham took everybody and went to Cannan. Then God told him he would have a baby. They named the baby Isaac, because they laughed at God.
"Joseph Goes to Egypt"
Well, Joseph was a boy with a fancy coat. His brothers wanted one too. One time they were out in the desert. They saw Joseph and threw him in a pit. They saw some traders and gave them Joseph. They would sell him as a slave. They took him to Egypt. The first man who bought him was Potiphar. Joseph worked hard--Joseph is always gonna be a good worker. But Potiphar's wife told lies, and Joseph went to the Egyptian's jail. But, not forever; the boss of Egypt had a dream. His name is Pharaoh. He said, "who can tell me what my dream means?" It was Joseph! The dream meant seven years of lots of food and seven of no food. Joseph had a good plan: gather the grain and save it.
His brothers got hungry. They went to Egypt. Joseph was in charge of the food but they didn't know it was him. But Joseph realized them! Joseph told them: "live in Egypt!" Then they lived there. Joseph said, "God had a plan."
"Hammurabi's Code"
Hammurabi was a king. He was a good king, because he made laws and rules that everybody had to obey. If a robber broke into a house, he would have to pay. If he didn't have money, he would be put to death. Hammurabi made laws so people would be safe and no bad guys would hurt them. The Babylonians invented looking at stars and planets. Constellations are groups of stars that make a picture. They are only found in space. They invented the calendar, and the clock.
"Shamshi-Adad, King of the Whole World"
Shamshi-adad was a bad king. He wanted to be king of the whole world by chopping off other leaders' heads and burning their houses. But when he died, he left two sons. They wrote each other nasty letters. And then Hammurabi conquered their cities. Hammurabi was a good king, remember? But the Assyrians didn't like to be conquered. No one likes to be conquered. Everyone should keep their very own cities.
"The River Road"
Ancient people traveled in boats, because their roads were sandy and rocky. One country that used rivers was India. Their river was the Indus. (Why does it always have to be the Indus?) They traded with Mesopotamia.
Now that you are a little more historically literate, you can go about your day.
Cheers,
Breanna





