Monday, June 1, 2009

You Know You're a Mom of Littles When...

5. You can recite 5 Dr. Seuss books and Goodnight Moon flawlessly, but have to stop and think to remember your own phone number.

4. You constantly walk around in damp clothes and it's not your fault.

3. You talk about yourself in the third person ("Mama doesn't want you to...") all the time.

2. You start saying things like, "You know, that Hannah Montana is just too grownup-looking for a girl her age."

1. You look down at a yellow stain on your trousers and think, "I hope that's mustard."

Cheers,

Breanna

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