Friday, October 9, 2009

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!


President Obama has won a Nobel Peace Prize.


I got an envelope in the mail the other day instructing me that the Nobel committee would be in my neighborhood awarding FABULOUS prizes, that I could already be a winner, and to watch for the Prize Patrol van. They suggested I check out some of the wonderful offers included with the notification, although buying magazines wouldn't help me win the Peace Prize.


I knew they were lying. I bet he bought all kinds of magazines. Cheater.


Cheers,


Breanna

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